Ella

Once there was a girl named Ella. She had pretty hair. Ella always wore doc martins and jeans. Ella sat across from Maggie in English. Ella was always stressed about geography and theater.  Maggie liked Ella, but Ella thought Maggie was a poo.  Maggie helped Ella remember vocab words and memorize capitals and whatnot. Ella was internet famous.

Ella was also a theater star.

Creds to: Rachel Frain

Creds to: Rachel Frain

Creds to: Rachel Frain

Maggie looked up to Ella because she was radical and also famous. Maggie was just a peasant compared to Ella the famous chick. Maggie decided to interview Ella so that one day, Maggie could be famous like Ella.

Here is a short interview with Ella the super star.
M: Why are you so hip?
E: I don't know it's hard to be as hip as I am, you can try your hardest but you'll never be as hip as me. What's the capital of Iran?
M: How did you become so famous?
E: So one day I went to the shop and it was pretty intense because all these people were like can you act for me and I was like ummm I guess
M: Who is Maggie to you?
E: She's a pesant...obviously. She can do some flexible stuff but she's not quite as famous as me…Yet… She'll get there
M: How are you so bootyful?
E: You have to buy all the makeup and get lot's of plastic surgery and then maybe you'll be as beautiful as me but probably not.
M: Do people just bow down to your feet when you walk by?
E: Yeah...a lot of them smell me and then kiss my hands...and my elbows
M: Are you as cool as Ke$ha?
E: Umm...Wayy cooler than Ke$ha
M: But you don't have a money sign in your name
E: Ya I do.. Ella Fedder$en
M: Thank you for letting me interview you
E: Ya I bet it was a pleasure...for you not me.
E: Can I have a piece of gum?

Then I interviewed one of her aquainteces...Francessca
M: What do you think of Ella?
F: I think Ella is just too fab so I don't even know why we are friends...
E: ...We're not


Ella has a blog ----> blog

Then Maggie tried to take a picture and Ella freaked because she thought it was paparazzi

Thanks for reading,
Maggieeeee

GO AWAY!

If you are reading this, STOP!

K go

But really you need to go away and read some other blogs

I am here to tell you of the other blogs that you should read because they're so hip.

Ella's Blog
Ella's Blog is one of the best ones out there. Its about a bunch of stupid stuff...hence every one of her blog titles.  I loooove her blog and I laugh so hard every time I read it.  If you aren't reading Ella's blog, I don't know what you're doing with your life.  She is so consistent with her posts (unlike me) and will not let you down! She blogs about the most random and relatable things ever and I highly recommend checking out her blog.

#SneakPeek

Zia's Blog
Sometimes when I read Zia's blog I have to contain myself and try not to laugh so hard that I pee my pants. Zia blogs about some of the funniest things and stories that I love reading.  She likes to make fun of her past self and rant about her satanic step mother.  If you have not yet read Zia's blog you should give up and go home (and also read her blog).

Some quotes from her blog:

"She's got all these connections because she's practically a goddess so I will use her to get in contact with the president of Bangladesh, Abdul Hamid, and convince him into adopting me."

"That was pretty much because before then I had absolutely no life and pretty much spent all of the time pretending I was a water buffalo"

"My dad broke up with {My step mom} because he finally realized what a psychotic bitch she was!"

Zia's Blog

Allie's Blog
Allie ain't cho ordinary gal...and neither is her blog.  Every other girl in 9th grade honors english blogs about the same thing...their life, beauty, and rants about everything.  Allie on the other hand blogs about scary stuff and the illuminati and conspiracy theories and such. BTW I get creds for Illumi-NAH-ti And even though she NEVER POSTS ANYTHING!!! she is still cool and so is her blog so...

Allie's Blog

Teia's Blog
So basically I don't read Teia's blog in public because I don't like publicly laughing like a donkey while falling off my chair and peeing my pants because her blog is so gosh darn funny!  She makes fun of everything in the best way possible and I just love it.  If you haven't read Teia's blog yet...I strongly recommend that you do because it's great.

Some quotes from Teia's Blog:

"Paris: Juliet is hot.
Mr. Capulet: Nah son, she's like 12.
Paris: Oh well she's hot, I'll probs marry her."

"It might just be me, but I feel like the president looks a lot like Barack Obama?? I think this could be the start of a revolution."

"Once my bra strap showed by accident when I was at school and police sirens started to sound and children started to cry and the government shut down and buildings blew up and I got suspended because nobody can know teenage girls wear bras."

Teia's Blog

AAAAAANNNNYWAY
That's all the blogs I can tell y'all about because i'm at my word limit. I'll probs make part 2.

K Bye