My Favorite Things EVER!

Oh hey there

My blog is BLUE.

I can't be tamed

1. COLORFUL pens
Yes indeed I have an unhealthy addiction to colorful pens. I think I have like 50% OCD and I know every white girl ever says they have OCD but I legit think I do...but just a little. I don't get like creepy death images in my head or do things like walking through a door over and over until I get it right...I just like things to be organized. But I'm getting off topic. Basically I have 3 planners...School, Life, and Other. I really like my planners to be neat and color coordinated...hence the colorful pens. I don't know why but I ❤︎ LOVE ❤︎ when everything is super colorful. I write my notes, my homework and everything else in colorful pens...it just makes life so much more exciting! Just ask Kylie...

K: "Maggie what do you want for your birthday?"
M: "Pens"
K: "Pens?"
M: "Pens."
Also, Kylie will tell you about how I don't let ANYBODY touch my pens because they will ruin them! *cough* Kylie I still hate you for squishing the tip in on my blue pen in St. George *cough*

My favorite pens

2. Lip Balm
Oh dear goodness gracious...I am obsessed with lip balm. I couldn't tell you how many lip balms I have because it would take probably a week to find/count all of them. The weird thing is...my lips get chapped really easily which is really mind-boggling considering the fact that I re-apply my lip balm every 5 minutes. I buy Baby Lips, ChapStick, EOS, Burts Bees, Wet n Wild, Carmex, Nivea and any other kind of lip balm you can imagine. I LOVE LIP BALM.

I found this on the internet and it sums up my feelings.

3. Fuzzy Socks

I LOVE FUZZY SOCKS!!!!

yas

4. Mike N Ikes
Hi my name is maggie and i'm a mike-n-ike-aholic. The first step is admitting you have a problem amiright? I cannot put into words my insane obsession with the fruity, delicious, chewy candies that are mike n ikes.
If you have never tried mike n ikes...
Step 1: Get out of my life
Step 2: Never speak to me again
Step 3: Go getcho self some mike n ikes because that shit is delicious

For all you peasants who don't know what mike n ikes are.

Well that's all for this post friends. I hope you...

HOLY MACRAL MY FAVORITE SONG JUST CAME ON PANDORA AND I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT IT IS MY JAAAAAMMM!!

k bye

Ella

Once there was a girl named Ella. She had pretty hair. Ella always wore doc martins and jeans. Ella sat across from Maggie in English. Ella was always stressed about geography and theater.  Maggie liked Ella, but Ella thought Maggie was a poo.  Maggie helped Ella remember vocab words and memorize capitals and whatnot. Ella was internet famous.

Ella was also a theater star.

Creds to: Rachel Frain

Creds to: Rachel Frain

Creds to: Rachel Frain

Maggie looked up to Ella because she was radical and also famous. Maggie was just a peasant compared to Ella the famous chick. Maggie decided to interview Ella so that one day, Maggie could be famous like Ella.

Here is a short interview with Ella the super star.
M: Why are you so hip?
E: I don't know it's hard to be as hip as I am, you can try your hardest but you'll never be as hip as me. What's the capital of Iran?
M: How did you become so famous?
E: So one day I went to the shop and it was pretty intense because all these people were like can you act for me and I was like ummm I guess
M: Who is Maggie to you?
E: She's a pesant...obviously. She can do some flexible stuff but she's not quite as famous as me…Yet… She'll get there
M: How are you so bootyful?
E: You have to buy all the makeup and get lot's of plastic surgery and then maybe you'll be as beautiful as me but probably not.
M: Do people just bow down to your feet when you walk by?
E: Yeah...a lot of them smell me and then kiss my hands...and my elbows
M: Are you as cool as Ke$ha?
E: Umm...Wayy cooler than Ke$ha
M: But you don't have a money sign in your name
E: Ya I do.. Ella Fedder$en
M: Thank you for letting me interview you
E: Ya I bet it was a pleasure...for you not me.
E: Can I have a piece of gum?

Then I interviewed one of her aquainteces...Francessca
M: What do you think of Ella?
F: I think Ella is just too fab so I don't even know why we are friends...
E: ...We're not


Ella has a blog ----> blog

Then Maggie tried to take a picture and Ella freaked because she thought it was paparazzi

Thanks for reading,
Maggieeeee

Kylie.

Kylie. Farber.

My bae

Kylie didn't make it into my first post which just so happened to be about my team.  This is because Kylie wasn't even on the team yet.  But she is now sooooo...

By the way....

A history
Kylie was born on June 20th, 2002 in Utah. (does anybody actually care?)  Kylie used to be in the optional levels which pretty much means that she was REALLY good!  Unfortunately,  she broke her foot and couldn't do gymnastics for a year.  As you can imagine, Kylie lost a ton of skills from being away for so long.  When she came back, she joined the Xcel team.  (just so you know, Xcel Gold is about the equivalent of level 5/6).  So that's where we are now, months later, she's on the Gold team.

Funny Times
Here is a list of hilarious stories that have happened with Kylie.

1. One day, me and Kylie decided to race across the beams.  We were going to jump over each beam until we got to the end. Like this...
   

Anyways, we thought that we were GENIUS and that this would be great!! So we ran and started jumping over the beams. Kylie however, tripped over a beam and face planted into the ground...taking me with her.

2. One time (last weekend to be exact) the whole team was over at Kylie's house.  We were up in her room dancing and such (as girls do) and we noticed these boys were staring at us rather creepily (is that a word?) We watched them secretly and they went back to their house. But then, like 10 minutes later, they came back...with a cross bow.  They started hiking this mountain right behind Kylie's house.  We decided to follow them (and be spies). We got in all black clothes and started secretly hiking up the mountain behind them. At one point Brenna (in the back) whispers," Guys, guys...spy selfie" at that moment it was like the funniest thing ever because she was trying to hold out her phone and take a picture and Kylie was trying to push her down so she wouldn't give us away and she was like duck facing as she was trying to push her and it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen. Anyways the boys mysteriously disappeared and we ended up just hiking to the top of the mountain to watch the sun set. It was a good time.

Us being spies

Artsy Picture at the top of the mountain

So yeah! That's all you need to know about Kylie Farber. Did anybody actually read this entire post? That's all for now kids...
Bye Y'all

GO AWAY!

If you are reading this, STOP!

K go

But really you need to go away and read some other blogs

I am here to tell you of the other blogs that you should read because they're so hip.

Ella's Blog
Ella's Blog is one of the best ones out there. Its about a bunch of stupid stuff...hence every one of her blog titles.  I loooove her blog and I laugh so hard every time I read it.  If you aren't reading Ella's blog, I don't know what you're doing with your life.  She is so consistent with her posts (unlike me) and will not let you down! She blogs about the most random and relatable things ever and I highly recommend checking out her blog.

#SneakPeek

Zia's Blog
Sometimes when I read Zia's blog I have to contain myself and try not to laugh so hard that I pee my pants. Zia blogs about some of the funniest things and stories that I love reading.  She likes to make fun of her past self and rant about her satanic step mother.  If you have not yet read Zia's blog you should give up and go home (and also read her blog).

Some quotes from her blog:

"She's got all these connections because she's practically a goddess so I will use her to get in contact with the president of Bangladesh, Abdul Hamid, and convince him into adopting me."

"That was pretty much because before then I had absolutely no life and pretty much spent all of the time pretending I was a water buffalo"

"My dad broke up with {My step mom} because he finally realized what a psychotic bitch she was!"

Zia's Blog

Allie's Blog
Allie ain't cho ordinary gal...and neither is her blog.  Every other girl in 9th grade honors english blogs about the same thing...their life, beauty, and rants about everything.  Allie on the other hand blogs about scary stuff and the illuminati and conspiracy theories and such. BTW I get creds for Illumi-NAH-ti And even though she NEVER POSTS ANYTHING!!! she is still cool and so is her blog so...

Allie's Blog

Teia's Blog
So basically I don't read Teia's blog in public because I don't like publicly laughing like a donkey while falling off my chair and peeing my pants because her blog is so gosh darn funny!  She makes fun of everything in the best way possible and I just love it.  If you haven't read Teia's blog yet...I strongly recommend that you do because it's great.

Some quotes from Teia's Blog:

"Paris: Juliet is hot.
Mr. Capulet: Nah son, she's like 12.
Paris: Oh well she's hot, I'll probs marry her."

"It might just be me, but I feel like the president looks a lot like Barack Obama?? I think this could be the start of a revolution."

"Once my bra strap showed by accident when I was at school and police sirens started to sound and children started to cry and the government shut down and buildings blew up and I got suspended because nobody can know teenage girls wear bras."

Teia's Blog

AAAAAANNNNYWAY
That's all the blogs I can tell y'all about because i'm at my word limit. I'll probs make part 2.

K Bye

Unfinished Posts

So Teia and Ella both did this and I think that it's pretty brilliant.  Basically they shared some posts that they started to write and never finished.  Here are some posts that I started and never finished.

Things that piss me off
When people smell bad
I just...I think that the most repulsing thing ever is when people smell bad, like...put on some deodorant.   And especially at gymnastics, I mean...I get that were working out and you're not gonna smell like daisies, but come on, put on some deodorant ya nasties. Another thing that drives me crazy is when people try to cover their stink in loads of perfume...like...you just made the problem worse for yourself.

Things I'd rather do
So sometimes...I just have those days when I don't feel like going to gymnastics. Here are things I'd rather do...

1. Binge watch Pretty Little Liars
2. Eat an entire box of cheeze-its.
3. Cry every time Hannah chooses Jake
4. Wish Disney would bring back That's So Raven
5. Read Ella's Blog
6. Organize all my gymnastics medals
7. Listen to The Jonas Brothers
8. Wish Netflix would put Drake and Josh back on Netflix
9. Glue on fake nails (even though they would fall off on bars)
10. Take a bubble bath
11. Look at old pictures I took on photo booth in 6th grade
12. Binge watch Hannah Montana
13. Look at leos on GK
14. Wish I was Hannah Montana
15. Cry because I'm not Hannah Montana
16. Call Zia
17. Go to Hawaii
18. Take another Bubble Bath
19. Sleep
20. Make Brownies
21. Watch Christmas Movies
22. Be a Ninja Turtle
23. Cry because I'm not a Ninja Turtle
24. Be Beyonce
25. Doodle
26. Watch Miranda Sings
27. Watch High School Musical
28. Get my eyebrows done

Rules you should live by

1. Don't be afraid to fail
Never pass up the opportunity to do something amazing just because you are afraid of failing. Go to Africa, go whale watching.

"To me, Fearless is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, Fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, Fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death."

2. Live like Larry
Take risks, be bold.

Creds: Pintrest

So there you go...some posts that I started to write and then got bored with and never finished.  Sorry if this post was random and weird, but I just felt like sharing this and it's my blog so I can do whatever the heckity heck I want to.

Bye Felicia,
Maggie