Ella

Once there was a girl named Ella. She had pretty hair. Ella always wore doc martins and jeans. Ella sat across from Maggie in English. Ella was always stressed about geography and theater.  Maggie liked Ella, but Ella thought Maggie was a poo.  Maggie helped Ella remember vocab words and memorize capitals and whatnot. Ella was internet famous.

Ella was also a theater star.

Creds to: Rachel Frain

Creds to: Rachel Frain

Creds to: Rachel Frain

Maggie looked up to Ella because she was radical and also famous. Maggie was just a peasant compared to Ella the famous chick. Maggie decided to interview Ella so that one day, Maggie could be famous like Ella.

Here is a short interview with Ella the super star.
M: Why are you so hip?
E: I don't know it's hard to be as hip as I am, you can try your hardest but you'll never be as hip as me. What's the capital of Iran?
M: How did you become so famous?
E: So one day I went to the shop and it was pretty intense because all these people were like can you act for me and I was like ummm I guess
M: Who is Maggie to you?
E: She's a pesant...obviously. She can do some flexible stuff but she's not quite as famous as me…Yet… She'll get there
M: How are you so bootyful?
E: You have to buy all the makeup and get lot's of plastic surgery and then maybe you'll be as beautiful as me but probably not.
M: Do people just bow down to your feet when you walk by?
E: Yeah...a lot of them smell me and then kiss my hands...and my elbows
M: Are you as cool as Ke$ha?
E: Umm...Wayy cooler than Ke$ha
M: But you don't have a money sign in your name
E: Ya I do.. Ella Fedder$en
M: Thank you for letting me interview you
E: Ya I bet it was a pleasure...for you not me.
E: Can I have a piece of gum?

Then I interviewed one of her aquainteces...Francessca
M: What do you think of Ella?
F: I think Ella is just too fab so I don't even know why we are friends...
E: ...We're not


Ella has a blog ----> blog

Then Maggie tried to take a picture and Ella freaked because she thought it was paparazzi

Thanks for reading,
Maggieeeee